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    Quote Originally Posted by markwiggy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveotto View Post
    Got to keep myself amused with something until the new car arrives
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    great so now you all convinced me im going to start driving around at 80mph and blame it on ASN when i get nicked :D woot.
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    NHN - please pass the popcorn.....

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    Remember hearing a story few years back,about a driver who was going fairly quickly.An unmarked car pulled up alongside him and the policeman in the passenger seat(the car going quick was in inside lane) held up a piece of A4 paper with the words "speed limit 70!!" on it.
    The other driver acknowledged this,copper gave him a nod and continued on his merry way.Common sense prevails
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cemerson View Post
    Maybe you should try some reading?

    https://www.gov.uk/general-rules-all...ays-133-to-143


    Incidentally, until recently the advanced driving test allowed you 10mph over the limit for overtaking.
    yea, I was gonna say it's actually in Blue & White on every motorway in the Country... but I guess driving in the middle lane all the time means you can't see the road signs situated on the left & are therefore immune from their message. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artimus View Post
    yea, I was gonna say it's actually in Blue & White on every motorway in the Country... but I guess driving in the middle lane all the time means you can't see the road signs situated on the left & are therefore immune from their message. lol
    I know a trafiic cop from herts constabulary, a jobsworth too as it goes. I might email him this thread.
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    I'm sure he'll be cock-o-hoop about you calling him a jobsworth, so go ahead and watch Karma in full effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    I know a trafiic cop from herts constabulary, a jobsworth too as it goes. I might email him this thread.
    Haha, he'll probably just laugh and tell you to go away
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    Im having a dig at the way you brag about speeding excessively, at least have the decency to keep it to yourself, rather than make it look like its ok to speed. its not ok. dont do it.
    Oh wind your neck in.

    At no point did I ever "brag" or "boast" about speeding, I was merely relaying my experience. If you choose to interpret it otherwise then that's your problem and frankly I don't give a toss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    I know a trafiic cop from herts constabulary, a jobsworth too as it goes. I might email him this thread.
    Urban Dictionary: troll

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    TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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    And back on topic..... Yes there are some decent police officers!

    sexy+officer.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by frazzeld View Post
    And back on topic..... Yes there are some decent police officers!

    sexy+officer.jpg
    I just find that post sexist.
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    Ok......one for the ladies

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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    I just find that post sexist.
    I'm just here to correct your typo, it's spelt - sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveotto View Post
    Or just use GPS - oh bugger thats not that simple as it assumes you are always travelling on level ground - rephrase - just use sat nav when on level ground and do not drive up or down hill
    Not necessarily true - GPS works in 3D (provided at least 4 satellites are in view) ie they calculate altitude as well (some display it) and can take the altitude into account when calculating speed. Older units may have not done this, but I would expect most modern systems do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    I just find that post sexist.
    I agree - this is starting to cross the line a bit now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artimus View Post
    Some will use their discretion if you don't go telling them how to do their job, i.e: why aren't you out catching "real" criminals ...etc. Being polite costs nothing, and should be mandatory if you know you're in the wrong.
    take this above answer as the whole truth and nothing but the truth. lets just say, hes right and I know why he's right
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    I just find that post sexist.
    You're a real barrel of laughs aren't you...
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    this made my dull night not so dull
    but i do agree.

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    My goodness there are some self righteous, people (person) on here.

    Everyone speeds, to say otherwise would make you a liar. I do it daily, but there is a time and a place, like the Op pointed out. Being sensible, it is not black and white.

    Wind your neck in and jog on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bez101 View Post
    this made my dull night not so dull
    but i do agree.
    With who ?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaz! View Post
    My goodness there are some self righteous, people (person) on here.

    Everyone speeds, to say otherwise would make you a liar. I do it daily, but there is a time and a place, like the Op pointed out. Being sensible, it is not black and white.

    Wind your neck in and jog on.
    Must be the whole ' i have an audi so i can speed as and when i feel like it' syndrome.

    I think i should buy a merc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    Must be the whole ' i have an audi so i can speed as and when i feel like it' syndrome.

    I think i should buy a merc.
    Maybe a Smartcar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jet_andy View Post
    With who ?!
    NHN for cracking the popping corn out
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    My god is this guy for real...
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    Must be the whole ' i have an audi so i can speed as and when i feel like it' syndrome.

    I think i should buy a merc.
    It's a long way down from that 'high horse' you appear so fond of.

    Just out of curiosity, your sig lists a number of 'mods' you appear to 'boast' about (to use your terminology). For someone who rigidly sticks to speed limits and presumably avoids any form of risky driving, they seem at odds with the image you're portraying here.

    Am I missing something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    Must be the whole ' i have an audi so i can speed as and when i feel like it' syndrome.

    I think i should buy a merc.
    I have a few cars, not just an Audi. I speed in them all. When conditions permit.

    I think you should buy a life.
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    I dont know how i missed this thread, i think a read through is in order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    I think that would indicate he's not for real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I dont know how i missed this thread, i think a read through is in order.
    Just please don't lock it. I've turned off the telly as this is far more entertaining.
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    Speeding stinks, shame on you all. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by @udi A3 View Post
    Must be the whole ' i have an audi so i can speed as and when i feel like it' syndrome.

    I think i should buy a merc.
    Or a dacia? Try http://www.dacia.co.uk and this is the forum you should be on http://www.daciaforum.co.uk

    Whoever let you have some audi keys should hang their head in shame.

    Goodnight

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    Brett Please there is really no need for that ...
    You have only recently just joined this Forum and already you are not showing a good name for yourself.
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    [QUOTE=Audi Dynamik;1908924]Brett Please there is really no need for that ...
    You have only recently just joined this Forum and already you are not showing a good name for yourself.[/QUOTE

    lol
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    ​Timeout guys.
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