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    England Vs Messi

    Argentina is playing England in the world cup, and Messi says to the team, "listen you all seem tired, why don't you have a night off, have a drink and I'll play by myself." So they agree and Messi goes to play England by himself.

    At half time the Argentinian team check the score and they see ARG 1-0 ENG (Messi 37th min). They're all impressed and get back to what they're doing.

    After the match finishes they check the score and see ARG 1-1 ENG (Lampard 85th min). They go to their dressing room and see Messi with his head in his hands.
    They tell him, "Come on, cheer up you got a draw all by yourself, that's great."

    Messi replies, "No you don't understand, I got sent off in the 60th minute."

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    brilliant! I am so excited for this afternoons game. I know i shouldn't be, but i just can't help myself.


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    The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning.
    "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
    said Jamal Umboto,(aged 6)
    Alistair

    "Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn or Motorhead?"
    Arnold Rimmer, 1988

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    Yamaha YZF-1000R Thunder Ace in Blue/Black

    Practical Alternative (Still fun though!!):
    S3 2002/51 AMK Silver, Symphony II + Bose + xCarLink + AndyMac Stealth Sub, Metallic Mirrors, Heated Black Leather, Cruise control.

 

 

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