Thread: England Vs Messi

Argentina is playing England in the world cup, and Messi says to the team, "listen you all seem tired, why don't you have a night off, have a drink and I'll play by myself." So they agree and Messi goes to play England by himself.

At half time the Argentinian team check the score and they see ARG 1-0 ENG (Messi 37th min). They're all impressed and get back to what they're doing.

After the match finishes they check the score and see ARG 1-1 ENG (Lampard 85th min). They go to their dressing room and see Messi with his head in his hands.
They tell him, "Come on, cheer up you got a draw all by yourself, that's great."

Messi replies, "No you don't understand, I got sent off in the 60th minute."

brilliant! I am so excited for this afternoons game. I know i shouldn't be, but i just can't help myself.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning.
"It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Jamal Umboto,(aged 6)