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  1. 15th June 2010 #1
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    Talking Diet tips

    A man went to the doctors today and wanted to talk through tips on going on a diet.

    The doctor said "move your head from side to side, like this..."

    He proceeded to shake his head, and the patient followed his actions.

    "OK, I think I've got the hang of that", said the man, "How often do I do this?".

    "Everytime someone offers you food, you fat barsteward" replied the doctor . . .
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    Must remember not to tell that to the oversized wife! Great joke indeed

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    Haha, that was hilarious!!!

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    That made me laugh out loud.
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