Diet tips

JD09

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A man went to the doctors today and wanted to talk through tips on going on a diet.

The doctor said "move your head from side to side, like this..."

He proceeded to shake his head, and the patient followed his actions.

"OK, I think I've got the hang of that", said the man, "How often do I do this?".

"Everytime someone offers you food, you fat barsteward" replied the doctor . . .
 
Must remember not to tell that to the oversized wife! Great joke indeed

(I'm kidding everyone...she's a slim-jim!)
 
Haha, that was hilarious!!!

Well done dude :)

That made me laugh out loud.