this is quite old but i just found it again and it made me laugh
i got home tonight to find this letter thru my door
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping.
This letter was sent by tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
> Dear Mrs Murray,
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the tesco Loyalty
> Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
> your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
>
> Below is a list of offences over the past few months, all verified by
> our surveillance cameras:
>
> June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
> trolleys when they weren't looking.
>
> July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
> July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
> products aisle.
>
> July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
> 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
> gas stove.
>
> September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
> began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
> October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used i t as a mirror,
> picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
> Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the anti
> depressants were.
>
> December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
> Mission Impossible' theme.
>
> December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using
> different size funnels.
>
> December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
> 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
>
> December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
> the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
> December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
> then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
>
i got home tonight to find this letter thru my door
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping.
This letter was sent by tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
> Dear Mrs Murray,
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the tesco Loyalty
> Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
> your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
>
> Below is a list of offences over the past few months, all verified by
> our surveillance cameras:
>
> June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
> trolleys when they weren't looking.
>
> July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
> July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
> products aisle.
>
> July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
> 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
> gas stove.
>
> September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
> began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
> October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used i t as a mirror,
> picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
> Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the anti
> depressants were.
>
> December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
> Mission Impossible' theme.
>
> December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using
> different size funnels.
>
> December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
> 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
>
> December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
> the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
> December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
> then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
>
