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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    weight loss program...

    A guy calls Jenny Craig company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
    weight loss program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
    him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
    more than a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her
    neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
    company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
    later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
    happens.

    On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
    has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
    most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
    life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
    around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
    excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the
    next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
    getting in better and better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
    discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides
    to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
    program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone...
    'This is our most rigorous program.'

    'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
    finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
    running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch
    you, you're mine.'

    He lost 63 pounds that week.

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

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    6th Gear

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    NOW SOLD S6 Avant 4.2 V8....ooooo the noise hehe

    NOW SOLD '03 A3 TDi Quatty Sport Mods so far: Aerowipers front & Rear, Type R Sting ariel, 18" RS-TT Alloys, Superchips remap, Eibach Pro Springs -40mm, Bilstein B8 dampers, R32 ARB's Front & Rear, Pipercross panel filter

 

 

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