Little Johnny's Auntie had a bouncing baby boy and unfortunately he was born without ears....
Right Johnny said his mother we're off to the hospital to meet yr new baby cousin..
Now remember under no circumstance must you mention his lack of
ears as it would only upset yr Auntie...
OK mum i promise said Johnny...
So on arrival all the usual meet and greets were done, ahh isn't he beautiful and all that kinda bilge..
Johnny true to his word sat on the chair trying not to stair too much at the baby with no ears and at no point mentioned it...
Ok Johnny time to go said his mother, and with that they got up and left the room....
Moments later Johnny popped his head around the door and said
Auntie how is my baby cousins sight..? it's more than ok Johnny why do you ask..?
Because he'd be ****** if he needed glasses !!
Right Johnny said his mother we're off to the hospital to meet yr new baby cousin..
Now remember under no circumstance must you mention his lack of
ears as it would only upset yr Auntie...
OK mum i promise said Johnny...
So on arrival all the usual meet and greets were done, ahh isn't he beautiful and all that kinda bilge..
Johnny true to his word sat on the chair trying not to stair too much at the baby with no ears and at no point mentioned it...
Ok Johnny time to go said his mother, and with that they got up and left the room....
Moments later Johnny popped his head around the door and said
Auntie how is my baby cousins sight..? it's more than ok Johnny why do you ask..?
Because he'd be ****** if he needed glasses !!
