License to drive
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her
Stammerers Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book without
the slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the
name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild
and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first ?"
The Englishman piped up.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.
How about you, Paddy ?
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "London".
Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about
living up to her promise…………
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath
and Paddy said....
Defo worth the wait :)
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