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[FONT="]Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]The first man was an Engineer,[/FONT][FONT="]the second man was an Accountant,[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The third man was a Chemist, and[/FONT][FONT="] the fourth man was a Council Employee.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,[/FONT][FONT="]"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,[/FONT][FONT="]"Measure, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce[/FONT][FONT="] glass from the cupboard and poured[/FONT][FONT="] exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Everyone agreed that was pretty good.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Then the three men turned to the Council Employee and said, "What can [/FONT][FONT="]your cat do?"[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]The Council Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your[/FONT][FONT="] stuff."
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[/FONT][FONT="]Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Ate the cookies........[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Drank the milk..........[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Shat[/FONT][FONT="] on the paper.......[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Screwed the other three cats........[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Put in for Workers Compensation................and[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............[/FONT][FONT="]
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[FONT="]AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE COUNCIL!!
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[FONT="]Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The first man was an Engineer,[/FONT][FONT="]the second man was an Accountant,[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The third man was a Chemist, and[/FONT][FONT="] the fourth man was a Council Employee.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,[/FONT][FONT="]"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,[/FONT][FONT="]"Measure, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce[/FONT][FONT="] glass from the cupboard and poured[/FONT][FONT="] exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Everyone agreed that was pretty good.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Then the three men turned to the Council Employee and said, "What can [/FONT][FONT="]your cat do?"[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The Council Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your[/FONT][FONT="] stuff."
[/FONT][/FONT]View attachment 978[FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Ate the cookies........[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Drank the milk..........[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Shat[/FONT][FONT="] on the paper.......[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Screwed the other three cats........[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Put in for Workers Compensation................and[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][/FONT]View attachment 979
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[FONT="]AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE COUNCIL!!
[/FONT][/FONT]View attachment 980
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