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[FONT=&quot]Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]The first man was an Engineer,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]the second man was an Accountant,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The third man was a Chemist, and[/FONT][FONT=&quot] the fourth man was a Council Employee.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]"Measure, do your stuff."[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce[/FONT][FONT=&quot] glass from the cupboard and poured[/FONT][FONT=&quot] exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Everyone agreed that was pretty good.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Then the three men turned to the Council Employee and said, "What can [/FONT][FONT=&quot]your cat do?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]The Council Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your[/FONT][FONT=&quot] stuff."


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[FONT=&quot]Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Ate the cookies........[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Drank the milk..........[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Shat[/FONT][FONT=&quot] on the paper.......[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Screwed the other three cats........[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Put in for Workers Compensation................and[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE COUNCIL!!

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