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At school the children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!