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    G.C.S.E. answers

    No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it's not far enough for today's pupils. But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers.

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    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
    "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - Robert Heinlein

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    got a good laugh outta them thanks

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    Some of them were quite good! I liked the 'varicose' one lol
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    I found a link containing similar jokes.

    http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny...t-answers.html
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    At the bottom, lmfao

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    These are all in this book:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Exams-Funnie...d_sim_dbs_b_21

    BUT I'm just a little suspicious that these are actually all made up and they just got different people to write the answers

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    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chemical-Cou...114680&sr=8-47
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    My girl-friends forwarded the jokes to me.. I didn't know they're from a book.
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    yeah I was only looking the other day as I thought about buying it, then when I read the first few pages (using the look inside thing) I thought the sense of humour type was all a bit samey samey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Blue View Post
    My girl-friends forwarded the jokes to me...
    I hope none of them read this forum, or you've had it!
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    Helen is a laydeee Lee lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    On a totally unrelated note, check this out:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chemical-Cou...114680&sr=8-47
    Feck me 5k for that, gees

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    On a totally unrelated note, check this out:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chemical-Cou...114680&sr=8-47
    I like the way the used copies are 2k more expensive
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