A site full of things people have heard while out and about. My favourite so far is:
Also:Girl with long curly blonde hair struggling with an umbrella at Liverpool Street Station.
"Oh you ******* thing! Why won't you work? You have to help me fight the frizz!"
I was sitting outside a Soho pub at lunchtime, when a guy walked past and answered his mobile phone with the words
"Hello, McDonalds help line"Girl walking past homeless guy on street: "I've got half a sandwich - do you want it?"
Homeless guy: "I'd rather have your phone number"While in a pub which was having a poker night and cards have been dealt pre-flop
Bald Man: "Ahhh King Two"
Bald Man: "**** I said that out loud!"
*Laughter from the pub*
Bald Man: "That was meant to stay in my head!"