A Liverpool fan, a Man Utd fan, and a Jamaican are in a maternity ward and a nurse said, "I'm sorry, but we've mixed up your babies!"

So the Man Utd fan picks up the black baby. The Jamaican says, "That's clearly my baby!"

To which the Man Utd fan replies, "Look mate, one of those little f*ckers is a SCOUSER and I'm not taking any chances!"