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    Sex has gone downhill

    Sex has gone downhill, so i bought the wife a dildo. She said 'It looks like a giant carrot' ......which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning
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    Dude, what's mine say ?

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    That's "Cracking"
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    Fortunatly i dont have these problems.


    Maritus Blue Audi A4 3.0 V6 S-Line TDi 275bhp, 585nm Torque

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeSel^ View Post
    Sex has gone downhill
    Audi Hill Assist should help...
    Volvo V50 D5 R-Design

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    Fortunatly i dont have these problems.


    looking at the positions of your smileys, thats more information than we needed lol
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

 

 

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