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    Perfect tits

    One day a man is walking down the street
    when he sees a woman with the
    most perfect tits he'd ever seen
    He goes over and asks if he can bite her tits for 100.
    She declines, disgusted.
    "Ok then" he says, "1000?"
    Again, disgusted she declines
    "Ok ok how about 10,000?"
    Thinking about this she accepts as
    10,000 is a lot of money.
    So she pulls her gorgeous tits out and the man starts rubbing them, fondling them and sucking on them but not biting them.
    "Are you gonna bite them or not?" she asks.
    "Nah love," the man replies. "Too expensive"
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