Ron Smith.....

started the day early having set his

alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA )

He shaved with his

electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a

dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and

tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric grill (MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his

calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio (MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with PETROL (from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search

for a good paying BRITISH JOB.

At the end

of yet another discouraging

and fruitless day

checking his

Computer (Made In Malaysia ),

Ron decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL )

poured himself a glass of

wine (MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his

TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered

why he can't find

a good paying job

in BRITAIN .....

Khufu said:

this area is for jokes, can somebody please report this thread to a MOD to be moved

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I'll inform one straight away