A married couple were on holiday in Ireland. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper say, 'Be Jasus, You tourists! Come into me humble shop!'
So the couple walked in and old Shamus said, 'Oi have some special sandals Oi tink y'll like, dey make you woild at sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the Shamus claimed, but her husband felt he didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.
The husband asked, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
Shamus replied, 'Just try dem on me man.'
The husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and as soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look on his face and in the blink of an eye he ripped down his pants, grabbed Shamus, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants and took a firm hold of his thighs.
And all the while Shamus is screaming: 'Wrong feet, you've got them on da wrong feet!"