tony-b-3.2-v6
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A man walks up to a boy working in a shop and says
I would like half a head of lettuce
The boy turned to the man and said
we only sell full heads, sir
furious, the man demanded the boy confront the manager about it
So the boy went to the manager and said
Boss, theres some old **** out here wants to buy half a head of lettuce..
Realising the man was stood behind him, the boy soon added
and this gentleman would like to buy the other half
Later that day the manager approached the boy and said
I liked how you handled that situation earlier, we like people like you here, where are you from?
New Zealand the boy replied
New Zealand? said the boss Why did you leave there?
the boy looked at the manager and said well, theres nothing there except Whores and rugby players
is that right said the boss my wifes from new Zealand
Really?! said the boy and who did she play for?
I would like half a head of lettuce
The boy turned to the man and said
we only sell full heads, sir
furious, the man demanded the boy confront the manager about it
So the boy went to the manager and said
Boss, theres some old **** out here wants to buy half a head of lettuce..
Realising the man was stood behind him, the boy soon added
and this gentleman would like to buy the other half
Later that day the manager approached the boy and said
I liked how you handled that situation earlier, we like people like you here, where are you from?
New Zealand the boy replied
New Zealand? said the boss Why did you leave there?
the boy looked at the manager and said well, theres nothing there except Whores and rugby players
is that right said the boss my wifes from new Zealand
Really?! said the boy and who did she play for?