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    Damn it where's 7th gear when you need it?!

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    Farah Fawcett jokes - over 18's only!

    Two quick one liners..............

    “Ryan O'Neil has been given a clean bill of health this morning, setting aside his concerns cancer is an STD.”

    - "Following the death of Farah Fawcett, Bang Bros, the famous adult film producer, has announced a new film title of "Charlies Anal's" in her memory"
    A4 3.0 Quattro Sport - Gone & missed everyday!

    Current road going missile.....

    ........Smart Roadster - arguably the most fun you can have in a car without using lube!!

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    Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Gates of Heaven and God asked her if she had a dying wish.

    "Yes", she said, "I want all of the world's children to be safe from harm."


    and the Lord replied, "Consider it done."
    A4 3.0TDi SE Quattro Auto. Factory-fit: RNS-E/bluetooth; F/R parking sensors; full leather/heated front seats; cruise. Retrofit: Remap; Eibach 30mm lowering springs, RS4 RARB; MTEC drilled/grooved discs; 18" RS4 alloys; VW fan washers; Kinetic Digitizor DAB; Blackvue DR380 camera; front armrest; ambient lighting; white LED lights; autodim mirror; Cupra splitter; S-Line door blades; tints; UK pressed plates; MFSW; SDS; TPMS; LED Taillights and DRLs.


 

 

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