scottsman englishman irishman get granted a wish from a genie ,irishman says i wish it was sunny in ireland all the time his wish was granted englishman says i want a wall all around england his wish was granted scottsman says "genie wat does this wall consist of" genie replies its 5000 ft high 50 feet thick nothing gets in nothing gets out scottsman sits down lights up a hamlet cigar and says FILL THE ****ER WITH WATER