How To Get Out Of A speeding Ticket!
A Policeman pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Policeman: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DD.
Policeman: May I see the logbook for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Policeman: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the logbook in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Policeman: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Policeman: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the Policeman immediately called his Superintendant. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Superintendant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Superintendant: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Superintendant: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the logbook.
The driver owned the car.
Superintendant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Superintendant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
The boot is opened; no body.
Superintendant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying GET told you I was speeding, too!