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    Im a Pro Elephant Keeper

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    ever wondered...

    Q Why do men pay more for car insurance?
    A Because women don't get blow jobs while driving.

    Q Why do women call it PMS?
    A Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

    Q Whats the height of conceit?
    A Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

    Q Whats so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
    A You know she will swallow.

    Q Why don't they teach drivers education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
    A They dont want to wear out the camel.

    Q Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
    A Men will actually search for a golf ball.

    Q How do you know when its time to wash the dishes and clean the house?
    A Look inside your pants, if you have a penis its not time.

    Q Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
    A They spray paint X on the back of animals that kick.

    Q Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
    A Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

    Q Why is divorce so expensive?
    A Because its worth it.

    Q Why did god create yeast infections?
    A So women would know what its like to live with an irritating
    cnut once in a while too.

    Q How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
    A Marry her




    the above information may or may not be true


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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel_Seb View Post

    Q Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
    A Men will actually search for a golf ball.
    Coss

    S3 S-tronic: Panther Black, lots of extras, MTM remap


 

 

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