Q Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A Because women don't get blow jobs while driving.
Q Why do women call it PMS?
A Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q Whats the height of conceit?
A Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q Whats so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A You know she will swallow.
Q Why don't they teach drivers education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A They dont want to wear out the camel.
Q Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
A Men will actually search for a golf ball.
Q How do you know when its time to wash the dishes and clean the house?
A Look inside your pants, if you have a penis its not time.
Q Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A They spray paint X on the back of animals that kick.
Q Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q Why is divorce so expensive?
A Because its worth it.
Q Why did god create yeast infections?
A So women would know what its like to live with an irritating
cnut once in a while too.
Q How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A Marry her