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    Talking negative people

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
    Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who
    responded:" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
    You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline.
    Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're
    always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River
    called Teste."


    "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
    something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people
    trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

    Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
    asked her about her trip to Rome .

    "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in
    one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they
    bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome
    28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

    And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling
    job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were
    overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

    "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know
    you didn't get to see the Pope."

    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a
    Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to
    meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and
    wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

    Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
    shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

    "Oh, really! What'd he say?"

    He said: "Who f**ked up your hair?"

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    lmao good one

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    good joke fella lol

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