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    Swine Flu

    Think i may have swine flu.......



    ......I keep coming out in rashers.









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    I'm worried.... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.

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    I've been trying to ring the swine flu help line.




























    but all I keep getting is crackling!!!!!
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    You're telling porkies aren't you?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Finally a legal excuse to kill Miss Piggy
    lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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    This is all being blown out of proportion!!!
    According to the latest news, the only way you can contract swine flu is if you've recently been in close contact to an infected pig!!!



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    He just needs to apply some oinkment to the affected area.

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    I think I have caught swine flu from a carpet fitter who was on the same train as me this morning.

    I should have realised he was Mexican when he shouted "Underlay, underlay!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenbels21 View Post
    This is all being blown out of proportion!!!
    According to the latest news, the only way you can contract swine flu is if you've recently been in close contact to an infected pig!!!



    Jack Tweed must be ****ting himself!!!!!!
    Great, that'll be a half a cup of water on my work monitor.

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    Bad news is that Swine flu can be fatel. Good news is it's spread to Liverpool.
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