Italian, Frenchman and an Englishman
The Italian says "When I have finisheda making da love to my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy..."
The Frenchman replies "Zat is nothing! When I av finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, I kiss all ze way down her body and zen I lick ze soles of her feet wiz my tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstsy..."
Englishman says "Thats nothing! When I've finished shagging my chick, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains... She hits the f*cking roof!"
S3 S-tronic: Panther Black, lots of extras, MTM remap