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    lost my 710 from the engine...

    this may be a bit old but...


    Don't look at the pic until youve read the text



    >>>> Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.
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    >> A woman (Could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for
    >> a
    >> seven-hundred-ten.
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    >> They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is
    >> a
    >> seven-hundred-ten?"
    >> She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
    >> engine.
    >> I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
    >> The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
    >> her to
    >> draw what the piece looked like.
    >> She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then
    >> took her
    >> over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there
    >> a
    >> 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right
    >> there."
    >>
    >> Now look the photo to learn what a 710 is...

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    lmao, figures, what was her name Jordan, lol

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    Still looks like 'OIL' upsidedown lol


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    Defo worth the wait :)

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    Classic!!!

 

 

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