lil_coz
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3 mice in a pub having a heavy discussion about whos the hardest mouse.
1st mouse says he is, "I go up to mouse traps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!"
2nd mouse says, "You poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!"
3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door. "Where are you going?" asked the other 2.
"Home to f*ck the cat"
1st mouse says he is, "I go up to mouse traps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!"
2nd mouse says, "You poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!"
3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door. "Where are you going?" asked the other 2.
"Home to f*ck the cat"
