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    Ferrari's pit crew

    The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday
    The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Glasgow
    The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Govan and Possilpark areas of Glasgow were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment
    Prime Minister Gordon Brown went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.
    As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team.
    However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Govan & Possilpark pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of WKD Irn Bru, a kilo of speed and some photos of Lewis Hamiltons bird in the shower

    lmfao, brilliant. lol

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    Defo worth the wait :)

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    Well done!!

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    Hah, all that was missing in that transaction was a bottle of buckfast and a handful of jellies!
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    Gone - S4 bi-turbo - forever a place in my heart!


 

 

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