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    9 volt battery

    What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?



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    Love how no one has replied to this joke, I for one thinks it's very funny
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    The wife didnt think much of that when i told her hahaha
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    hahahaha....thats funny :P

    my other wasnt amused either
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacko4130 View Post
    Put a smile on my face...
    Not if she farted, lol

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