married toooo long

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about
their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

That night all three will wear black leather bodices, stiletto heels and a
mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of
my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the
raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman:
I sent the kids to my mother's house for the night. When my husband came
home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask
over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's
for dinner, Batman?'