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    Sunday Morning Sex...

    Sunday morning Sex....

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-
    year-old grandmother and comfort her.
    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied:
    “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
    “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny: “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
    It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued: “He’d still be alive today if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
    2006 - A4 - 1997 1.8T 20VS, Full Black Recaro Leathers, Concert, Climate Control, Facelifted, Remus, Front armrest! - Sold
    2007 - A3 20vs -bridge gap motor....
    2008 - Think its time for the Civic Type R.
    2009 - Screw a Type R. Got a VR6 instead (missed even now)
    2011 - Focus St170. < what was i thinking...
    2012 - Lateee 8L S3 with EVERY extra....Broken...other asn members enjoying my parts!
    NOW! - B5 S4 Avant - 2.7 Twin Turbo POWWEERR! WWOOOOOSSSHHH!

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    lol...


    revo stage2, Milltek TB non res, forge cai, forge dv, HnR springs,bbs ch black eddition, optics grill, LaminX, lcr splitter.....
    soon to come....gloss balck front and rear valance, side mirrors, RS4 brakes, revo stage 2+, fuel pump......

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    Defo worth the wait :)

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    HAHAHAHA!!!

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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    lmao!

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

 

 

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