A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
Over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks
Wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
Noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't
Pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form
Of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and
Displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady
With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
Been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is
The price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going
to **** yourself when I tell you the price."