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  1. #1
    S3ren's Avatar
    Lovely Sunshine

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    pulled for speeding

    driver stopped for speeding,
    cop asked for his occupation,
    driver replies rectum stretcher
    cop says' WOT THE ****S THAT'
    driver says' you put 1 finger in then 2 then your hand etc etc until its 6ft long,
    cop asks wot do you do with a 6ft arsehole??
    driver replies' give it a uniform and a ****ing speed gun!!!!!!
    chips remap, milltek exhaust, eibach springs, bailey dv, neuspeed tie-bars, BBS LMs, 15mm eibach spacers, lcr front splitter

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    Reverse Gear

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    now thats made me lol woohoooo
    Last edited by biscit707; 30th April 2008 at 19:13. Reason: spelling mistake

 

 

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