pulled for speeding
driver stopped for speeding,
cop asked for his occupation,
driver replies rectum stretcher
cop says' WOT THE ****S THAT'
driver says' you put 1 finger in then 2 then your hand etc etc until its 6ft long,
cop asks wot do you do with a 6ft arsehole??
driver replies' give it a uniform and a ****ing speed gun!!!!!!
chips remap, milltek exhaust, eibach springs, bailey dv, neuspeed tie-bars, BBS LMs, 15mm eibach spacers, lcr front splitter
now thats made me lol woohoooo
Last edited by biscit707; 30th April 2008 at 19:13.
Reason: spelling mistake