MORNING SEX :}
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
I walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
my eyes lit up and I thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
And then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked,
'What was that all about?'
'The egg timer's broken.'