Today i got up early put my long johns on, dressed quietly, made coffee
Grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage, loaded my clubs into the car and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

there i cuddled up to my wifes back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible"

She sleepily replied, "I know, can you believe my husband is out golfing in that s**t.