satanmademedoit
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says,
"How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized
eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?"
"I switched *****," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
"How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized
eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?"
"I switched *****," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
