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The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked
to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting forJustin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my lovedress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he
sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, best
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for
her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?".
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