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    The Love Dress

    A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

    She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked


    to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.


    Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.


    "What are you doing?" she asked.


    "I'm waiting forJustin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law
    answered.


    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.


    "This is my lovedress," the daughter-in-law explained.


    "Love dress? But you're naked!"


    "Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he


    sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for
    hours."


    The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, best
    perfume,


    dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for
    her husband to arrive.


    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying


    there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.


    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.





    "Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?".
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    I like it! nice one

 

 

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