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    Man and a Woman

    Man and a woman in a really dark wood making love,

    the bloke says 'i wish i had a torch'

    the woman repiles

    'so do i you've been licking the grass for the last 5 minutes'!!

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    The old ones are always the best
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    Very funny.

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