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    Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness........

    Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness.

    They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home. The next
    day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was
    drunker the night before.

    The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home
    and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

    The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and
    wrapped it around the first tree I saw. And I don't even have insurance!"

    The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
    home, I got into a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over, and burned
    the whole house down!"

    The room was silent for a moment.

    Then, the first guy spoke out again, "Listen, guys, I don't think you
    understand...............Chunks is my dog."

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    ew.

    no excuse for that!

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    Very funny.

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