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    Talking Threesome

    I chatted an older woman at a club last night. She was a right
    sort for 57.

    We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had
    the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome ?

    I said: "No I haven't, as it happens..."

    So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my
    lucky night then".

    I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......

    she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

    "Mum ! ....you awake ?"

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    Very funny.

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