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    Emoticons or "Smilies"

    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
    where:

    means a smile and

    is a frown.

    Sometimes these are represented by

    :-)

    :-(

    Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
    Here goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass

    (__!__) a fat ass

    (!) a tight ass

    (_*_) a sore ass

    {_!_} a swishy ass

    (_o_) an ass that's been around

    (_x_) kiss my ass

    (_X_) leave my ass alone

    (_zzz_) a tired ass

    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

    (_?_) Dumb Ass
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    Now THATS quality
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    The problem with common sense, is that its not that common.

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    (_^_) takes it up the ass?
    Chris

    The problem with common sense, is that its not that common.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Quattro
    (_^_) takes it up the ass?
    ROFL!
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    (_£_) Money coming out of his ass.

    (_$_) Having a SH1T

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    Very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Quattro
    (_^_)
    Looks like an upside down chineese man.

 

 

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