Emoticons or "Smilies"

[arthurfuxake]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ***

(__!__) a fat ***

(!) a tight ***

(_*_) a sore ***

{_!_} a swishy ***

(_o_) an *** that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ***

(_X_) leave my *** alone

(_zzz_) a tired ***

(_E=mc2_) a smart ***

(_$_) Money coming out of his ***

(_?_) Dumb ***

 

[Caesium]

Now THATS quality

 

[Caesium]

(_^_) takes it up the ***?

 

[arthurfuxake]

(_^_) takes it up the ***?

ROFL!

 

[IN-A3]

(_£_) Money coming out of his ***.

(_$_) Having a SH1T

 

[TDI-line]

Very funny.

 

[james0808]

(_^_)

Looks like an upside down chineese man.