A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,though still very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party again with all his buddies. So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, koochy-koo?" she asked. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , Brazil , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop... But at the bar... you know, they have, uh...frosted glasses."
He didn't get to finish the sentence because his wife interrupted him by asking, "You want a frosted glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so well-chilled that she got shivers just from holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long... I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, lamb chop?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, mushroom caps, pork strips, and so on.
"But sweetheart... at the bar... you know... There's swearing and dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, honey pie? "THEN LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F...ING BEER IN YOUR FROSTED MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER-F...ING SNACKS HERE, BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED NOW AND YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ARSEHOLE?"
And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
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