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    Naughty Nursery Rhymes

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To have some hanky panky.
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    And now there's little Frankie.

    Mary had a little skirt
    With splits right up the sides
    And every time that Mary walked
    The boys could see her thighs.
    Mary had another skirt
    Twas split right up the front
    And every time that Mary walked
    The boys could see her...


    Little boy blew.
    Hey. He needed the money.

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    Her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
    But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

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    Mary had a little lamb
    it was always a' grunting
    she tied it to a five bar gate
    and kicked it's little **** in!
    To Infinity, and beyond!

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock
    Little Bo Peep was sucking his C***
    As soon as he came she started to weep
    She knew by the taste he'd been f****** her sheep!
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    Keep 'em coming!!!
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    Ha ha ha - a 'Hotstuff' thread alive again......
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Audiboy
    Ha ha ha - a 'Hotstuff' thread alive again......
    I won't repeat what I said when I saw the original poster's name - thought she'd Returned!
    Justin

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Audiboy
    Ha ha ha - a 'Hotstuff' thread alive again......
    Has she gone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bravepilot
    Has she gone?
    Hell yeah - you never seen this thread??? http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/39334-how-very-embarrasing.html#post369716
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    Oh dear, never read that one!
    To Infinity, and beyond!

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    twas funny for sure
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    Not really a nursery rhyme but....

    I once knew a man from Nantucket
    Who's nob was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
    If my ear was a c**t i could f**k it
    Built in Germany, Perfected in England

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    Very funny.

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