Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie.
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
Twas split right up the front
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her...
Little boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie.
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
Twas split right up the front
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her...
Little boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
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