It's bin day, very quiet early in the morning and the most helpful bin men in the country are doing their rounds when one of them spots someone's forgotten to put their bin out after the old bank holiday changes...

Going out of his way, the bin man knocks on the door and a small chinese man answers.

"Where's your bin?" the bin man asked.

"Oh, I been in toilet!" Says the Chinese man sheepishly...

"No, no - where's your wheely-bin?"

"OK, OK! I been havin' a ****!"