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    Men and women have two distinct views about a wedding. The husband to be wakes up in the morning, plays a round of golf and counts the minutes until he has to be at the altar.
    The wife to be on the other hand, wakes up in the morning and is panicking. She immediately begins to organize things, making sure everything is in proper order. In her mind she is repeating what she
    has to do. 'All I have to do is go down the aisle, get to the altar, and marry him.' She repeats this over and over again, until she begins to shorten it to three words which she continues to repeat.. 'Aisle, altar,
    him.' 'Aisle, altar, him.' 'Aisle, altar, him.'


    If you don't get it repeat her three words quickly

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    sorry but thats a bit lame
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    The problem with common sense, is that its not that common.

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