Thomas the Tank Engine - Choo, Choo!
Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said 'We'd like to get you one, but our mortgage is Ł80,000 and your Mum has lost her job'.
The next morning Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his Dad asks 'Where are you going son?'
Patrick replied, 'I walked past your room last night & heard you tell Mum you were pulling out, then I heard Mum tell you to wait because she was coming too! So I'm not staying here on me own with an Ł80,000 mortgage and no ****ing bike', he says!
Was an Audi S3, Pre-Facelift 210 bhp, Security Tints, Standard spec, simple sweet and to the point.
Currently a Golf GT TDi 170 DSG in Pearlescent Black with every conceivable extra available - company car
From June 2011 - Audi A3 Sportback Black Edition 140 tdi (company car) with DSG gearbox, Technology Pack + AMI, Storage Pack, Open Sky Roof System, Comfort Pack, Luggage Pack and Interior Light pack. Oh and it's Monza Silver. Can't wait