Pain in the head

Database Error: Unable to connect to your database. Your database appears to be turned off or the database connection settings in your config file are not correct. Please contact your hosting provider if the problem persists.

???
 
I get a different one:

MySQL ERROR:

Error Number: 1030

Description: Got error 28 from storage engine

Query: SELECT c.cat_name, c.cat_id, c.cat_image, c.cat_description, c.parent_id, p.cat_id, p.entry_id, c.group_id FROM exp_categories AS c, exp_category_posts AS p WHERE c.cat_id = p.cat_id AND p.entry_id IN ('5963') ORDER BY c.group_id, c.parent_id, c.cat_order

Obviously a dataebase problem...
 
I get:

"Adult Content Violation!
You have tried to access a web page containing adult/pornographic content. This has been logged against you and continued attempts will result in disciplinary action. Please contact the hepldesk on 33333 if this site is required for business purposes."

Do you think I'd get away with it if I asked the helpdesk to allow me access?
 
Brilliant - seen it before but had forgotten the trick.....
 
arthurfuxake said:
I get:

"Adult Content Violation!
You have tried to access a web page containing adult/pornographic content. This has been logged against you and continued attempts will result in disciplinary action. Please contact the hepldesk on 33333 if this site is required for business purposes."

Do you think I'd get away with it if I asked the helpdesk to allow me access?

Depends if you're IT dept is staffed by jobsworth brownose ****** or by normal people.
 

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