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    Old Chinese Proverbs

    Seeing as its the Chinese new year and Iv been sent this twice allready thought id share these with you

    Slightly amusing
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    > >. OLD CHINESE PROVERBS
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    > >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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    > >Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    > >Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    > >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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    > >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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    > >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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    > >Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    > >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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    > >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    > >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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    > >Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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    > >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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    > >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    > >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    > >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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    > >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    > >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    > >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    > >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    > >Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
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