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    audi joke

    probably a re-post but what the hell


    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

    Officer Paddy stops them and tells them:

    It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four

    Quattro is just the name of the automobile the Englishman retorts disbelievingley.

    Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five people

    You can not pull that one on me, replies Paddy

    Quattro means four, you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law

    The Englishman replies angrily You Idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!

    Sorry responds Paddy Murphy is busy with those two guys in the Fiat Uno
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    Nice one I'll use it.
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    i like that
    why didnt i take the blue pill......

 

 

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